Monday, June 22, 2009

Happiness!!!!


Happiness. Aaah!. That one elusive feeling….., I must say, and I’m sure many of you feel this too, is what’s wrong with this world. Happiness shouldn’t be allowed in public places, where all of us, us normal miserable people, can see it. Whenever someone happy is found shoving their unsolicited smile in normal people’s faces, they should be caught, and sent to some far off island where noone can see them again.

I mean, we’re like, going about mindin’ our business, consistent frowns on our faces, when these creatures pop out of nowhere, all sunshine and sparkling white (visible) teeth, and push us further down into the rut we’re already so firmly rooted in. Someone’s loving their work, doing cool things, traveling n shit, while others are going coo and muaah about their loved one.

If I were president, I would make a great many much-needed changes, required by society, and warranted by sound public policy. I would kill all those happier than me. I much prefer to be surrounded by people less fortunate, more miserable, less happy than me. That makes me feel better. In fact, happy people shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near unhappy people.

I mean, think about it. I’m not being selfish here. At all. All I’m saying is its just against natural law to be lucky, happy etc. These people are anomalies that should be weeded out. Save these anomalies, the world is just a sorry place we’re stuck in till… you know, till the time when……. Err…… sorry. There’s no till really. The world is just a sorry place. Like forever.

Our life is nothing but a painfully long and boring journey that starts with Us crying. And then its just a slow, downward slide towards death. Period.

I rest my case, and I think I’ll go to sleep now. Have to live through yet another miserable day tomorrow.